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Algorithm by Craig Kirchner



Algorithm

 

I’m a leg man, never said that to anyone,

maybe Elf, but now both Instagram and Pinterest

are sure of it, and let me know it,

every morning and evening with –

“Inspired by You” messages.

 

I cancelled Facebook and X,

when I became convinced that they knew

all my triggers, starting with Russian bot stuff,

that pushed my buttons -

and then had friends send me the notifications.

 

This is the same, but different,

it’s not political, they know I like golf,

everyone does, but only my wife knows my

love of and fascination with mushrooms -

maybe she’s in on it, but she says not.

 

She and I discussed it,

and then talked about buying a new headboard.

Ten minutes later, the ads between the pics

of minis and thigh-highs -

were from bed retailers and mattress companies.

 

They seem to know me at least as well,

as I know me, maybe they’re watching from

the microwave, and now Nest wants to hook up

the thermostat with Google,

and wants my address and SSN.

 

I’m sure the thermostat and social media,

know that I make spaghetti sauce bi-monthly,

write poetry daily, at least weekly -

I’m going to do all I can to keep something secret,

as soon as I figure out what that could be.

 

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